everything you need to know about geopolitics in 2010 explained with stickers // 一切需要关于2010年的地缘政治的情况知道的知识由用贴纸解释了

February 3rd, 2010

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exactly like the title says. and while a picture may be worth a 1000 words, i’m not sure that the year end/2010 predictions issue of  Caijing this picture came from is worth the 35 RMB i anted up for it at 7-11 in a weak, under-caffeinated haze.

内容已经在标题说好了。可能按照俗语的说法一张图片值得一千词但是我觉得这张图片来自的财经杂志年底版并不值得35元(在7-11还没喝咖啡特别瞌睡的时候买的)!

** 前句话写的特别差,如果有建议怎么该请告诉我!一直到我的汉语水平进步很多我要用更短更简单的话。

双鱼

February 2nd, 2010

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现在有一些特别好的”bridge”博客把中文的博客翻译成英文: ChinaGeeks, Veggie Discourse, chinaSMACK, ChinaHush, 等等. 这个对不能读汉语或读汉语特别满的人(之一我)有很大的好处. 通过这个博客和写的博客的人的努力我们可以更好理解中国和一些中国的现象. 这些博客的帖子部分常常有很热闹(而有时候很傻)的谈论. 有点儿遗憾的就是这个交流都是英文的所以交通都是单向的. 我希望我们外国人更努力地试试用中文跟我们中国网友联系.

我写这个文章(post怎么说?)的主要的原因是为了请求你们的推荐. 我一直再找好看的博客和别的中文的媒体. 我天天听英文的播客(podcast?), 我想听中文的但是我还没找好挺合适的. 又没有中文播客有人讨论新闻和热话题?

情把你的博客和podcast的建议写在下面或者发给我 (fred at 10tonfunk.com). 我特别喜欢的是关于时事包括政治, 社会, 等, 但是对几乎所有的话题有兴趣. 你也可以推荐你自己的博客.

谢谢你么的合作 ^__^

(中文肯定有问题, 有很大的错误的话请告诉我!)

English summary: There are a lot of awesome bridge blogs out there (click the links above) which are great for those of us who either can’t read Chinese or read really slowly. They’re great for helping non-Chinese readers understand better certain aspects of China/Chinese life which wouldn’t be accessible to them otherwise. There’s also some very good discussion in the comments. Often times there’s also some extremely douchey (how to translate?) “discussion”/debate as well. In both cases it’s almost always in English, which means that there’s not as much communication between the English and Chinese blogospheres as there could be. I think it would be a good thing if we foreigners were more active in the Chinese language blogosphere.

So I’m asking for recommendations: what Chinese language blogs do you like/suggest I read? Feel free to recommend your own blog. Also, are there good Chinese language podcasts out there? I’ve been searching around a bit but without much success for podcasts that discuss news and current affairs/cultural issues. If you’ve got Chinese language recs please post them below or send them to me at fred at 10tonfunk.com.

Total eclipse of the smart? Why the left wing can’t get off the ground

January 26th, 2010

UPDATE – JAN 26: I wrote this a week ago when I still clearly felt sanguine enough about the political situation in America to sort of be able to joke about it. That was then. News today that Obama is freezing domestic spending is giving me a fucking embolism. Read this and sob. I am speechless. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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black cats

JAN 14: The world lost another great reason to have sex today — Teddy Pendergrass passed away. Driving home at 3am and hearing “Love TKO” on AM 1290 was always to wish that there was a real secret garden, covered in velour, that one could be inside of. Kind of like the garden of eden but with more mirrorballs, bearskin rugs, fireplaces and hotpants. Another grittier soul stirrer that hurts so good is Howard Tate’s “Get it While You Can” which, in a velour covered nutshell, would be my advice to the current democratic majority.

I’m increasingly frustrated at how far left of most of the people I know I seem to have become politically. It’s not like the people I hang around are remotely right wing — I’d like to think that any teabaggers among the bunch are just dangling their nuts on someone’s face and not doing something disgusting like protesting…whatever the teabaggers are protesting. Yet, perhaps because of my way of expressing my political leanings — banging, shouting, swearing, high blood pressure — people seem to think I’m some kind of loony radical. The former part of the equation may be debatable but I’m definitely not a radical. If anything I would consider myself an old-schoolish Democrat. During the last election, when not blogging like a fucking superstar, I thought about the issues that mattered to me and this is what I came up with. I am, broadly speaking:

- pro choice

- anti death penalty

- anti war

- anti gun

- pro public programs like education and healthcare

- pro workers rights

- pro gay rights

- anti nuzzling the nuts of large corporations

- pro paying attention the constitution and individual freedoms

- pro regulation of corporations and markets

and to my great dismay I found that the current Democratic party stands for very few of these things in any concerted, meaningful way. I do not see myself as driven by some Quaker-ish peacenik ideology. I am a big fan of the practical. Some of the reasons I’m against the death penalty are because it’s expensive as fuck, doesn’t work as a deterrent and we often kill the wrong person. I’m totally willing to talk about the death penalty as a crime fighting tool, but not until we stop executing innocent people or sticking them on death row for decades at a time based on a bunch of bullshit.

I think some of the most powerful reasons for universal healthcare are economic: how can we have an innovation economy when people are afraid to leave their jobs or compete globally when Detroit is paying more for healthcare than steel?

I’m all for discussion of what the fuck we’re doing in the Middle East. If someone can explain to me what victory and success actually mean in Iraq and Afghanistan we’d be off to great start. If we’re really going to crunch the numbers is 3 trillion dollars and 4,000 American lives worth the cost of avoiding “another 9-11”?

We’ve now spent 1 billion dollars for each person that died in 9-11 (although firefighters who responded that day are dying painful deaths due to injuries sustained that day — mostly respiratory related — combined with lack of healthcare). What are your core ideals and does your party stand for them? If centrism is one of them than bully for you, you’re just not getting it right now. If Obama + Co. really want bipartisan bills they should let the Republicans write them because their current efforts sure aren’t working. Maybe they should look inward — ‘what did the Bush White House say to me that encouraged me to enthusiastically support the Patriot Act, invading Iraq, FISA, etc.?’ and utilize that firsthand experience in a constructive manner. The Democratic party is embarrassingly right wing and embarrassingly, I would even say dangerously, lame. Democratic pols, and their constituents, need to evaluate what they want and go for it. This should be a great time for the Democratic Party and for some reason they keep being hung out to dry. We’re supposed to trust them to defend us from nuclear-armed rogue stations when their heathcare efforts were derailed for months by a post on Mrs. Going Rogue’s Facebook page? Obviously I would be right chuffed if the new Dem agenda was right in line with mine but more than that I’d like to see some sort of thought and discussion given to what the Democrats stand for in 2kdime, no matter what it is. I think many people voted for Big O even though he did not actually represent their beliefs and are feeling salty about it now. Lack of clear objectives has gotten us mired down in a lot of messes during the last decade.

Politicians are often concerned with legacy, especially as their time draws to a near — and it certainly look like that may be happening for a number of Dems and certainly the “filibuster proof” Demjority [JAN 26: now past tense]. A lot can be learned from Teddy Pendergrass in this area. Teddy P spent the last few decades of his life in a wheelchair after being paralyzed when the brakes went out on his Rolls Royce (True story. The tranny in the car with him walked away uninjured) and he’s still remembered as an ultimate ladies man able to increase birth rates just by opening his mouth and crooning a few notes. Harry Reid may have been a boxer (I know, seriously) but he don’t know nothing about the Love TKO. Heaven Only Knows the left wing needs a little more cohesion and A Little More Magic or You and I and everyone else clinging to the sinking ship are going to Turn Off the Lights, Close the Door and walk away thinking I Don’t Love You Anymore and The Whole Towns Laughing at Me. Can’t we try Dems? Can’t We Try?

SongOTD: T.R.O.Y./Fuck You Max Baucus Edition

quiet griot: mumbled musing

WHY WON’T THE FUCKING DEMOCRATS LISTEN TO ME AND STOP LOSING/HIRE ME????

AMENDMENT

life in china explained in 1,584,334 words*

January 19th, 2010

we all know i can be pretty down on the us of a but there are things that genuinely cheer me up about my country of origin and most of them have to do with our popcultural output. if i gave examples of what i consider awesome in this arena it would just demean my point in your cultured, chunky glasses framed eyes so i’ll skip it.

harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay pretty much expresses everything that is manically, delusionally, dangerously great about america. again, i’m not going to bother to explain this; you don’t need to have seen the movie, the title alone demonstrates how amazing/amazingly inappropriate the movie is. basicaly it’s horribly wrong and also terribly right. plus neal patrick harris is on acid and branding prostitutes with his own initials. see above point about horribly wrong and terribly right.

this clip, though it doesn’t have anything to do with china, has a lot to do with communication problems, which, other than food on sticks, is probably what 79% of my life in china is about.

* the title of this post is derived from some super HI-level math having to do pictures being worth a thousand words and my disastrous attempts at learning enough 4th grade math to do decent on the GRE.