Google LuvBuz: SeXXXy Up Your Smartphone
Aight. First off, everything in this article is copyrighted up the Yazoo, which, in case you didn’t know, is the longest river in Egypt. Look it up in your gut. It’s also how you spell Yahoo in Japan.
Secondi (a word which means meat entrees in Italian), I need to up the ante on something I “said” recently: “the iPad might revolutionize masturbation (a facet of the device lamentably unmentioned in all the coverage the thing is getting)”. I wasn’t wrong (totes obv), but something has since come along which is way more right.
Basically, I have pioneered the greatest combination of sex and technology since the Yeast With 2 Backs electric sandwich maker. Google Buzz is a vibrator application for your Nexus (Just slide your Nexus south of the solar plexus) or other, less cool, Android phones. Yes, there are other sort of similar apps for other smartphones, but Google Buzz utilizes location awareness and GPS to find vital spots (and bookmark them for those who can’t find them as easily) AND Foursquare integration. Changing your relationship status on Facebook is SO 2006. Now the whole world can know who the mayor of your vagina is!
If you feel like this product doesn’t suit your individual needs, fear not, stay tuned the upgrade: LuvBuz v2 will feature Plug n Play integration. 2.0yeah!
** Dear reader, there is no image for this post because I just upgraded to Snow Leopard (rarrrr) and PS isn’t working properly, despite info online stating this would not happen. I’m shocked that something online would turn out to be untrue. In the meantime, just imagine what I would’ve done with this image
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