‘HI Art’ Category

Something that needs to happen, I know you’ll agree

October 3rd, 2010

Combined sequel to Kick Ass and The Legend of the Fist: Chen Zhen 《精武风云·陈真》.

Fake mustaches, bad makeup, and tragic PVC costumes unite as Nicko and Donnie Yun battle both New York mafia and WWI Japanese. This cannot fail.




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everything you need to know about geopolitics in 2010 explained with stickers // 一切需要关于2010年的地缘政治的情况知道的知识由用贴纸解释了

February 3rd, 2010

exactly like the title says. and while a picture may be worth a 1000 words, i’m not sure that the year end/2010 predictions issue of  Caijing this picture came from is worth the 35 RMB i anted up for it at 7-11 in a weak, under-caffeinated haze.

内容已经在标题说好了。可能按照俗语的说法一张图片值得一千词但是我觉得这张图片来自的财经杂志年底版并不值得35元(在7-11还没喝咖啡特别瞌睡的时候买的)!

** 前句话写的特别差,如果有建议怎么该请告诉我!一直到我的汉语水平进步很多我要用更短更简单的话。

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life in china explained in 1,584,334 words*

January 19th, 2010

we all know i can be pretty down on the us of a but there are things that genuinely cheer me up about my country of origin and most of them have to do with our popcultural output. if i gave examples of what i consider awesome in this arena it would just demean my point in your cultured, chunky glasses framed eyes so i’ll skip it.

harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay pretty much expresses everything that is manically, delusionally, dangerously great about america. again, i’m not going to bother to explain this; you don’t need to have seen the movie, the title alone demonstrates how amazing/amazingly inappropriate the movie is. basicaly it’s horribly wrong and also terribly right. plus neal patrick harris is on acid and branding prostitutes with his own initials. see above point about horribly wrong and terribly right.

this clip, though it doesn’t have anything to do with china, has a lot to do with communication problems, which, other than food on sticks, is probably what 79% of my life in china is about.

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