NO I AM NOT PREGNANT
August 16th, 2009It pains me greatly that I’m having to right a sort of followup post to NO I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED which still, two years later, boggles my mind. Here’s a snippet from that (an email from one of my wretched kin) and why, although I often maintain I birthed myself, I still wish I’d been raised by wolves.
“when i was in MKE, (a certain person) told me she heard a rumor that you were getting
married. i assumed (a certain sibling!) had started this rumor but he hadn’t heard bout
it, though he said he could see you getting involved in some sort of scam,
and we all kept meaning to email you to ask about it but i don’t think
anyone did. are you getting married?”
Well, I have a new shocking disclosure that seems to fly in the face of prevailing public opinion. I AM NOT PREGNANT goddamnit. I may have a gut and chesticles/man boobs/be a proud member of the Busty Boys but I AM NOT PREGNANT.
There have a few instances lately where I have been accused of being a “pregnant man” and had my stomach patted and told ...read more