10tonfunk

Lately, I’ve been doing a whole lot of looking for work. The internet makes job hunting much easier and although I have not yet found a job, I’ve found something even better than gainful employment – some moderately humorous or perhaps even quasi-interesting job ads! Laughing to keep from crying.

I was pretty into this listing:
Iran Entertainment PERSIAN RAP HIPHOP FARSI

Expat and Travel New Messages 9/23/08 10:57 PM

Entertainment: Iran; Entertainment; PERSIAN RAP HIPHOP FARSI. Iran By ASHKAN 84 comments. in sahand ma az bache mahle ma bood to iran hala esmesh ham sahand ham quazi dadaye ma karesh doroste berin websitesh kheyli bahale …bad taze inam blogesgesh …
—Last comment Tue Sep 23 10:55:43 2008 by Mahta:
Mikhastam begsm hamash mozakrafe Khodeto eshgh ast Shookhi kardam Mikhastam begam in varia ham Big Apple_ New York doosetoon daran.[1] So We will kip our finger crus for you guys kiss kiss Chao Rasti mishe yeki az tarafe man ye viroos baraye farhad … Tags: iranrap persian rap persianrap sahand quazi raplarzeh persian_hiphop persian_rap

and this one

Organic Farming Marketing Manager Needed?German speaker)

and this gem

WE ARE SEARCHING FOR MODEL BABY FOR ADVERTISEMENT SHOOTING

the Beijinger Classifieds 10/22/08 4:08 PM GioiaXu

We are a photograph company called ENZOO DIGITAL VISION professional at shooting advertisement pictures and making our own creative images. We would like to ask you if you have a baby accord with the following desires:

1. One black baby (1-2 weeks old)
2. Two mixed-blood children (3 to 6 years old)
3. One mixed-blood baby (6 to 8 month old)

Please send us two or three your baby’s pictures first, if you are interested.

The shooting will begin immediately when we find the suitable babies.

We are looking forward your enter. And thanks for your kind help.

**** IF SOMEONE READING this has a suitable baby please contact them ASAP, shooting can only start when they have suitable babies.