Posts tagged ‘Movies’

Stallone, Carter, and Kim Jong-il Walk Into a Bar

June 15th, 2011

Stallone, Carter, Kim Jong Il

Actually, what I suspect happened is that an editor walked into a meeting at the beginning of September and said, “Alrighty: the dudes of the week, improbably enough, are Jimmy Carter, Sly Stallone, and Kim Jong-il. One of you lucky suckers is going to get to write a cover story that somehow links the three together.”

Zhang Yue (张悦) got the job, and did an admirable job of uniting this terrible trinity in an article entitled: “Kim Jong-il, Carter, Stallone: Old Men Who Haven’t Yet Responded to Their Curtain Call” (金正日,卡特,史泰龙:老男人未到谢幕时). Opening with a commentary on Hollywood (“Be careful, we’re being haunted by old guys”), the intro gives several examples of the staying power, so to speak, of old men in Hollywood, Cantopop, and global politics.

In addition to the aforementioned “old warhorses that cherish further exploits” (老骥伏枥), the author points out that Deng Xiaoping was already way past retirement age (mid-70s) when he launched reform and opening. When Deng became the first Chinese leader to visit the US in 1979, Prez Jimmy Carter ...read more

Something that needs to happen, I know you’ll agree

October 3rd, 2010

Combined sequel to Kick Ass and The Legend of the Fist: Chen Zhen 《精武风云·陈真》.

Fake mustaches, bad makeup, and tragic PVC costumes unite as Nicko and Donnie Yun battle both New York mafia and WWI Japanese. This cannot fail.




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Minis is going to be HUGE

June 27th, 2009

http://filmup.leonardo.it/posters/loc/500/theminis.jpg

God I’ve been looking forward to this moment for so long! I am finally, if all goes well (was about to watch Steven Seagal’s ‘Against the Dark’ where he plays  “katana master Tao” leading a “special ops squad of ex-militray on a massacre mission, their target:”…. wait for it…. “vampires.” But inside the sleeve was the movie Australia. Bullshit!

So now I’m forced to go and watch the movie I’ve been saving for dire circumstances (I think this afternoon’s forced Houhai harassment ?airre mission counts) MINIS. Rather than explain myself how amazing it’s going to be I’m just going to quote the back cover:

“Dwarfs playing basketball… with Dennis Rodman. You can imagine? Dennis the Rodman side no longer is the beautiful woman and the automobile, but is group of lovable dwarves, it is not a Snow White and seven dwarf’s story, but is a wild animal and four dwarf’s story. The Dennis Rodman new ...read more