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That’s right tweeeple, couldn’t help but hit you with my favorite line from Clueless in that title therrre. After some serious template meddling/quasi-arguing with tweeps about whether or not people are actually tweeting out of Iran (are they?) I’m packing it in and heading home for some one-pot noodle. However, I’d rather be eating this no doubt delicious dish just up above in that pic: Poached jellied duck blood & eel & pigs intestines in pungent sauce. I mean seriously, wouldn’t you? ...READ MORE

I don’t dig the policies but… that’s pretty badass on all sides. Obama gives a midget Norwegian a pound.

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These often had glass bottles full of read liquid by them. but since strawberry Fanta and gasoline came in the same bottles in the same syrupy red color I don’t know which it was. Maybe 50/50, it’s hard for me to imagine which of the two liquids the gods would prefer. ...READ MORE

the old new china buffet on south 27th street. diversity in action. on the left is a table full of hispanic dudes, above them back on the wall are hats for sale – one of them has a dollar sign pattern flaking off it, all are 6 dollars and being sold by the chinese man working the door. cry me a metaphor.

the chilled beverage center has horchata and there are wings, pizza, fries, potato salad, and jello; along with crab legs (please only take 5), brown sauced noodles, garlic bread, and more. there are young black women with a lot of children and more hispanic guys with tattoos on their necks. a table full of middle eastern men whose dress and ages range from office to hip-hop.

at the table with my eyebrow are an older white man, an older chinese man who immigrated from shanghai via hong kong in the 70s, and his son who uses his new film degree to make music videos in ...READ MORE

click your way over to echinacities to find how i almost killed one of my students: Only One Student Needed Stitches – Teaching English Horror Stories

drawing of the author by one of the students who lived to make art about it

and be grateful you’re not traveling by train in China in the next 40 days. or if you do try to extend that empathy towards the people working in the stations everyday – 2.32B to travel during Spring Festival – that B stands for BILLION.